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Kaabi's BW Nuzlocke - SUMMARY

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As I already announced I won’t continue drawing Kaabi’s BW run. Instead I’ll give you a short summary on what happens. Please click the link in the description if you want to see a bigger version of the preview picture. :)

- On his journey Kaabi occasionally finds all different kinds of Pokéballs, takes them apart and learns how to build them himself. There are some pieces inside he can’t figure out, but the Pokéballs work without them too, so he doesn’t bother to find out what they’re actually there for.
- Team Plasma speaks in old-fashioned English and sucks at battling.
- A Munna named Egmont Claire (E. Claire for short), forces his way into the team. He’s the brain of the gang because Kaabi has no clue about anything in the Pokémon world. That also has to do with the fact that Ganon made him addicted to Chesto Berries in order to keep up the motivation for the journey.
- Bianca’s dad hangs up wanted posters of his daughter in every city.
- Professor Juniper beats the crap out of Kaabi everytime they meet.
- Cheren becomes increasingly frustrated that Kaabi defeats him every time, even though he doesn’t like Pokémon and gives no sh*t about battling.
- N creeps around a lot, saying weird things:
N: If you want to stop me..... you.....mmmustttt..... become......
Kaabi: A h-hero?
N: HAHAA!! THAT’S RIGHT! 100 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!! AAAAAND A WASHING MACHINE FOR YOU!!! YEEHAAAWW!!!!! *skipping and flailing his arms spastically*

- Otto gets a cool sash and Kaabi pins his badges on it.
- Enter: Dee the Sewaddle, destroyer of worlds. He’s basically the Jack the Ripper of the team, seriously. And as soon as he evolves into Leavanny he usually slices up and eats his opponents.

- Kaabi is overwhelmed by the sight of REAL. CARS. He’s only heard of them in legends before.
- Burgh, the fairy (literally), is coming on to Kaabi, much to his horror.
- Kaabi encounters several hooligans in Castelia City and completely freezes with fright so that his Pokémon have to carry him around for the next couple of hours.
- Bianca occasionally start to talk like Yoda.
- Team Plasma Bronius is a Brony apparently. And Kaabi almost dies laughing when he first meets Zinzolin because this name is so stupid.

- In Nimbasa City Kaabi receives a high-wheel bicycle. (Like this)
- He gets lost in the city and meets Ingo and Emmet, who are eating at Subway’s.
- N creeps in the ferris wheel some more and has a weird conversation with E. Claire. There, Kaabi realizes that N can talk to Pokémon.
- Since Kaabi has no ground type on his team for the battle with Elesa, the Pokémon argue about who should take on the gym. Kaabi doesn’t have a say in that matter of course, and rather rides the roller coaster instead.
- Kaabi almost fails to see Elesa because she’s an anorexic top-model. Even Brokkoko or Dee have no desire to devour something that scrawny. And that’s saying something.
- Bianca’s dad finally shows up and wants to bring his »special« little darling home, but Bianca insists that she will come home as soon as she’s become like her big idol Elesa.
- Alder appears and begins to spoil every plot-detail of the game, Kaabi desperately tries to cover his ears. Alder then forces Kaabi and Cheren to beat up small kids.

- Manni the Ducklett joins the team on Driftveil Bridge.
- Clay has an incomprehensible Southern/texan accent and is subtitled in every panel he appears in.
- Van Latus, the Vanillite joins the team, Brokkoko constantly wants to use the move Lick.
- Team Plasma is slaughtered by Dee the Killer with his leaf blades and Clay with his cliché cowboy colts.
- Kaabi is fascinated by the beautiful, shimmering crystals in Clay’s gym. Until Clay tells him: ......Dat’s Uranium.
- After the gym battle Meetz decides to leave the team, together with Brokkoko, and help built a new house for Kaabi together with a Timburr (called Burton) they met on the way.

- When Kaabi enters Chargestone Cave he’s so high on Chesto Berries that the whole cave looks like it came out of Minecraft. Even a creeper N and spider mobs (Joltik) are there.
- Kankra the Joltik joins the team. And, surprisingly, Kaabi is not afraid of the spider, in stark contrast to his usual fear of Pokémon (like Minccino or Audino).
- Manni the Ducklett is killed by an Ace-Trainer’s Dilbur.
Kaabi: M-Manni...?! MANNNIIIIIII!!!!! It.... it was...... his first real fight.... and also..... I had plans with you! Hear me?! I HAD PLANS!! Otto, you... finish it. *destroys the Drilbur*
Kaabi: Wow.... I..... Manni.... this....... you were both my only water type and my only flying type.... You neither learned to swim nor to fly.
Ganon: It was..... about time.
Kaabi: What do you mean... IT WAS ABOUT TIME?!
Ganon: You have five badges now. And we all survived.... Many other trainers would be on their way back home right now because they wouldn’t have any Pkmn left to travel with.


- Kaabi meets Skyla and immediatelly falls in love with her boobs. But of course she’s (purposely) oblivious to his weird advances and tells him to go to the Celestial Tower instead, to ring the bell there (Kaabi *staring at her boobs*: Oh, I wanna ring them bellz alright.).
- Brunhild, a Swoobat previously forgotten at the daycare, joins the team now.
- Later on, Kankra destroys Skyla’s team and she kicks Kaabi out, much to his disappointment.

- The gym battle with Brycen is rather some kind of figure skating performance. Brycen is impressed (for some reason) and Kaabi likes his weird Kabuki poses.
- Brycen, Cheren & Kaabi enter the Dragonspiral Tower in order to defeat Team Plasma. Cheren sucks so much at battling that even Bianca laughs at him.
- Paarthurnax the Druddigon joins the team.
- Meanwhile N resurrects Reshiram and »befriends« it.

- Cheren tries to kill Kaabi by pushing him into the quicksand in Relic Castle.
- *insert countless Mario, Zelda, LotR and DBZ Abridged references as well as meme faces while Ghetsis is talking*
- Juniper calls and furiously barks at Kaabi for not answering the phone, and orders him to steal the stupid Dark Stone from the museum.
- Kaabi refuses to battle N’s ultra-epic-monstrous-hyper dragon, whereupon Juniper threatens him with calling his little sister in Johto if he doesn’t obey. Stricken with terror Kaabi finally agrees to face N at the Pokémon League.
- Ganon feeds him a ton of Chesto Berries to calm him down and then they travel to Opelucid City.
- Kaabi is mad that Paarthurnax isn’t able to fly, even though he has huger wings than a Dragonite.

- Alder and Kaabi meet up with Drayden who explains a lot of stuff to them. They are constantly ignoring Iris who is screaming and complaining and wants to be noticed.
- Afterwards Kaabi needs to battle the gymleader. However, he breaks out in laughter when Iris wants to challenge him. He refuses to battle somebody as ridiculous as a 4-year-old kid and puts her into her playpen.
- In the gym battle Kaabi is so focused and fascinated by Drayden’s glorious beard that Paarthurnax dies.
- Kaabi decides to buy a replica of Drayden’s beard in the gift shop next to the gym, but Juniper tears it off right away.
- Kaabi then receives a Master Ball, wants to quit the journey, sell the Dark Stone on eBay and return to Nuvema Town to start a Masterball producing company. The team and Juniper however kick his ass to Victory Road.

- The Elite Four battles went pretty smoothly (Shauntal vs. Otto & Dee, Grimsley vs. Dee & Ganon and Caitlin vs. Dee & Otto), except for the battle with Marshall. Brunhild the Swoobat is killed by one of the ungodly Stone Edges. E. Claire takes care of the rest.
- Kaabi finds N hugging his Reshiram and proclaiming:
N: As a Trainer who far outmaches the Champ, I shall issue an order across Unova: CHEEEEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!! *Plasma prompter appears with a script and whispers to him* What? WHAT?! Oh, wait. It should be: „Traynneres of ye worlde, free your Pokémonne!
Alder: I beg you! Separating people from Pkmn... Do anything but that!
N *thinking*: Hmmmmmmm..... Then I should maybe just destroy the world.... *joyfully clapping* Yes! Yes! That’s a great idea!! *starts dancing randomnly, then immediatelly becomes thoughtful again, putting on a very serious face* Or maybeeee.... no, scratch that with the cheese. Cheese for no one.


- Showdown: Gymleaders vs. Team Plasma sages: Lenora swings herself into N’s castle with a whip, in an Indiana Jones-like fashion. Burgh floats in on a rainbow with his fairy wings, flowers and butterflies appearing around him. Skeleton Elesa just turns from the side to the front, thereby becoming visible. Clay enters a conveniently appearing saloon door and spits into a bucket. Skyla bursts in through the ceiling after jumping off a military helicopter. Brycen appears in a huge icy cloud, making bizarre poses. Drayden rides through the wall on his Haxorus, Iris following him on her Tricycle.
- N performs a dance in the throne room, Reshiram is looking really troubled. Then, Zekrom appears from Kaabi’s pocket, just wanting to make his counterpart’s misery stop. Zekrom and Kaabi’s team begin to maul N’s Pokémon while Kaabi hides behind a big rock until it’s over.
- After his loss N cries and clings to Ghetsis’s leg like a kid, but Ghetsis just insults him and eventually kicks him away before he challenges Kaabi’s team, which is able to take down Ghetsis in a very long and difficult battle.
- Ghetsis starts to go on a rampage afterwards, complains about losing and his dream of world domination being destroyed etc. Zekrom rolls its eyes in annoyance, bites Ghetsis into two pieces and leaves the castle.
- N continues to talk in monologues, while playing the emotional theme song on a conveniently placed piano. After that he leaves with Reshiram, while laughing and crying at the same time.
- The team realizes that Kaabi has passed out behind the rock because of the detox of Chesto Berries. They then decide to bring him back to Nuvema Town.

- When Kaabi wakes up he sees all of his Pokémon, including Meetz and Brokkoko, and lets them explain what happened in the castle.
- Professor Juniper bursts in and demands to see his Pokédex. She takes a long look at it, then throws it into the trash bin. (Juniper: Kaabi, you’re fired. Bianca, you get his job.)
- After losing his job Kaabi concentrates on trying to figure out the Masterball, the very last ball he needs to complete his collection. However, he is unable to do so and can’t rebuild it.
- The Pokémon don’t want him to starve to death, but they don’t know how to get him a new job either.
- Then, suddenly: Brycen ex machina! He calls and offers Kaabi a job:
Brycen: A long time ago, it must have been ten years now, I used to be an actor. But then I took a requisite arrow in the knee. When you battled me you showed off your sweet moves. Hu! Ha! This reminded me of the days when I was standing in front of cameras and was watched by millions. I want to re-activate my career. And you’re going to join me! Follow me to PokéWood, Kaabi! You’re going to be an epic movie star, just like me!

- Kaabi enthusiastically (and overzealously) agrees and goes to PokéWood with his Pokémon.
- What he doesn't know is that he is mainly going to be Brycen’s lackey there and only help as a roadie for the first couple of years.
- But at least he wouldn’t see the face of Cheren, Bianca and Juniper anymore.

THE END~

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Hey there, everyone!

There you have it! XD I know I said it was going to be a short summary, but it turned out to be almost 4 pages nonetheless. XD But at least I managed to maintain the general insane feeling of the script, I guess. XD If you have any questions, feel free to ask. XD Also, please tell me if there are any major spelling or grammar errors in this. I admit I didn't give it to my beta reader before. 

Ah, one more thing I should probably mention: My brother had more of a rotating team, rather then 6 constant team members. Kankra for example wasn't even on the team during the Pokémon League battles, but she was pretty important before. And since Brunhild died I decided to include Kankra on the picture. 

Aaaanyway, that concludes Kaabi's EPIC BW adventure. XD I have to apologize to my brother MorshuArtsInc, who played the game and wrote the 70+ pages of script, but I just can't keep on drawing another huge comic. X'D I hope you understand. :)


Have a nice day and a great weekend, everyone! :wave:

EDIT: Okay, can somebody explain to me why the preview picture is so small?? ;__; I don't have much experience with literature deviations unfortunately...
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